floozys:

floozys:

my feminist goal is not to convince men that girls are of value, my feminist goal is to achieve a future where the judgement of our value isn’t in the hands of men. 

and this goes for, especially goes for, trans girls, girls of colour, disabled girls and LGBTQA+ girls. 

girls, all girls, and if you believe otherwise don’t reblog this.

(Source: floozys, via allhailthepumpkinqueen)

nostalgiaultra:

Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!

(via edens-blog)

thescienceofficer:

mechinaries:

whatever you say bucky

#I’M REALLY NOT A NICE MAN #sure buck. you wanna visit the animal shelter tonight? #NO I HAVE A CHARITY BALL TO ATTEND. I’M A VERY BUSY VERY DANGEROUS MAN #oh bucky

(via assbutts-and-whatnots)

cpwiser10:

cpwiser10:

Today we had sex ed because reasons and my sex ed teacher was like “You’re all gonna have sexual intercourse one day.” and I just busted out laughing

and then he said "Because eventually you’re all gonna kiss the opposite gender" and I doN’T THINK I’VE EVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY LIFE LIKE I WAS DYING

STOP REBLOGGING THIS IM JUST A HELLA GAY ASEXUAL I SWEAR IM NOT LONELY ST O P

(via pansexualwinchester)

(Source: ily-okk, via makemysoulache)

person: you're really pretty
me: are you making fun of me

Reblog if Randy Cunningham, like if Randy Cunningham.

(Source: masterofdoodlez, via weinerman-tested)


beerinabox:

discobro:

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Mabel Pines voice actor, everyone

send help

(Source: backgroundnpc, via balthsassar)


slayboybunny:

theladymonsters:

in which a gay cover of one of america’s most quintessential modern american love songs is a thing that exists

this is what ive been waiting for my whole life without knowing it

(via pizzazia)

commandereyebrows:

dragonsandetectives:

a small transparent penguin playing with fire

so you can burn down your shit anime blog

(via letsfridge)

My grandma bought me this for my birthday

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

(via letsfridge)

aonootaku:

leia-reon:

i-am-a-mushroom:

tiredwinchesters:

condensedbloodmilk:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR

SPRAY IT ON YOUR NIPPLES

U L T I M A T E N I P P L E S

T H A T I S N O T T H E I N T E N D E D U S E S I R

(via surfinskeleton)

reiismydarling:

When you go to bed the day you started your period 

image

(Source: spookyscarytsukiyama, via lowselfesteem-city)

person: will you go on a date with me? :)
me: *flashbacks to tokyo ghoul episode 1*
me: no
#ghoulzoned